Wife's turning - joke
My husband was to appear in court on a motoring offence.
The man ahead was charged with driving the wrong way down a one-way street.
The magistrate asked the man if he had to say anything in his defence.
"Yes", he replied.
"But I know you won't believe it."
"Well go on, " snapped the magistrate.
"You see," explained the man, " my wife said, "Turn here," so I turned
The man ahead was charged with driving the wrong way down a one-way street.
The magistrate asked the man if he had to say anything in his defence.
"Yes", he replied.
"But I know you won't believe it."
"Well go on, " snapped the magistrate.
"You see," explained the man, " my wife said, "Turn here," so I turned
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