Feeling Younger Joke
One morning , feeling depressed, unattractive and middle-aged, I left my evening dress at the express dry cleaners. The same afternoon as I entered the shop to collect it I felt much better I had applied my make-up carefully, did not wear my spectacles. I wore my contact lenses. "That dress has cleaned up beautifully, Miss," said the manager, "just as I promised your mother it would." .