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"Savings Bank Joke A savings bank beside the cemetery has a sign : ""You can't take it with you, but at least you can sleep next to it."" ----- CentreTravel https://centretravel.blogspot.com Disclaimer: “CentreTravel assumes no responsibility or liability for any errors or omissions in the content of this page. The information contained in this site is provided on an “as is” basis with no guarantees of completeness, accuracy, usefulness or timeliness…” Disclaimer: “This post contains copyrighted material the use of which has not always been specifically authorized by the copyright owner.” " "Bank ta 'Tifdil Joke A bank ta 'tfaddil ħdejn il-ċimiterju għandu sinjal: ""Inti ma tistax tieħu miegħek, iżda mill-inqas inti tista 'torqod li jmiss lilu."" ----- CentreTravel https://centretravel.blogspot.com Disclaimer: ""CentreTravel jassumi l-ebda responsabbiltà jew obbligu għal kwalunkwe żbalji...

"The Blind Date Joke A girl was arranging a blind date for her male friend. So she asked him:""My friend wants to know whether you prefer blondes, brunettes or redheads"". Why asked her friend, very simple my dear."" ""She has three wigs."" ----- CentreTravel https://centretravel.blogspot.com Disclaimer: “CentreTravel assumes no responsibility or liability for any errors or omissions in the content of this page. The information contained in this site is provided on an “as is” basis with no guarantees of completeness, accuracy, usefulness or timeliness…” Disclaimer: “This post contains copyrighted material the use of which has not always been specifically authorized by the copyright owner.” " "Il Data Joke Għomja A girl kien tirranġa data blind għall-ħabib maskili tagħha. Hekk hi talbu: ""My friend jixtieq ikun jaf jekk inti tippreferi blondes, brunettes jew redheads"". Għaliex talab ħ...

"Fresh Dentici Fillets About 250g per portion. Portion the fish and place it in a greaseproof paper, skin up, along with grated lemon and juice, parsley and garlic, salt and pepper,some white wine and crushed garlic. Close greaseproof paper and make sure that it is sealed from all sides. Place it in oven for about 15 minutes. ----- CentreTravel https://centretravel.blogspot.com Disclaimer: “CentreTravel assumes no responsibility or liability for any errors or omissions in the content of this page. The information contained in this site is provided on an “as is” basis with no guarantees of completeness, accuracy, usefulness or timeliness…” Disclaimer: “This post contains copyrighted material the use of which has not always been specifically authorized by the copyright owner.” " "Fletti Dentici frisk Dwar 250g għal kull porzjon. Porzjon l-ħut u poġġih fil-karta oljati, ġilda up, flimkien ma 'lumi maħkuk u meraq, tursin u tewm, melħ u bżar, xi nbid ab...

"Population Joke While on holiday in a small town, I started a conversation with an old gentleman. He was sitting on a bench outside a hypermarket. When I told him :""I see you don't have much of a population here,"" He told me that I was wrong. ""Pretty near every problem we ever had here's been caused by the population."" ----- CentreTravel https://centretravel.blogspot.com Disclaimer: “CentreTravel assumes no responsibility or liability for any errors or omissions in the content of this page. The information contained in this site is provided on an “as is” basis with no guarantees of completeness, accuracy, usefulness or timeliness…” Disclaimer: “This post contains copyrighted material the use of which has not always been specifically authorized by the copyright owner.” " "popolazzjoni Joke Waqt il-vaganzi fil-belt żgħira, bdejt konverżazzjoni ma 'gentleman qodma. Huwa kien bilqiegħda fuq bank barra...

"Bitch Joke When I went to collect pills for my dog. I was astonished to see on the label: Miss Red (Bitch) - one tablet as necessary. ----- CentreTravel https://centretravel.blogspot.com Disclaimer: “CentreTravel assumes no responsibility or liability for any errors or omissions in the content of this page. The information contained in this site is provided on an “as is” basis with no guarantees of completeness, accuracy, usefulness or timeliness…” Disclaimer: “This post contains copyrighted material the use of which has not always been specifically authorized by the copyright owner.” " "kelba Joke Meta I marru biex jiġbru pilloli għall-klieb tiegħi. I kien astonished biex tara fuq it-tikketta: Miss Aħmar (Kelba) - pillola waħda kif meħtieġ. ----- CentreTravel https://centretravel.blogspot.com Disclaimer: ""CentreTravel jassumi l-ebda responsabbiltà jew obbligu għal kwalunkwe żbalji jew ommissjonijiet fil-kontenut ta 'din il-paġna. L-inf...