Centre Travel

"Yes, it's a great reducer", agreed the veteran tennis player. They were a group, discussing the value of Tennis as an exercise. My tennis shorts come in three sizes - June, July and August.

Our curly-haired friend missed the last train home. As his hosts had no spare room. Their small son was tucked on the sofa, and our friend was given his bed. Early next morning, the child rushed into the parents' bedroom, crying, "Daddy, come and look - there's a strange dog in my bed!"

The doctor arrived in my hospital room. He asked me if I was discharged, if I were able to cope with my household duties at home. I told him I did not have such a big problem. "Why?," the doctor was surprised. Well my husband has the ability to wash, iron and even cook entire meals. "Wish my wife had a husband like that." replied the doctor.

A young handsome man spotted an extremely pretty woman walking down the road. Sidling up to her he murmured, "I'm hungry." The astonished woman looked at him, thinking all the misery he might have suffered. Moved and upset, she asked, " What can I do to help you.?" "Have dinner with me," he replied.

1.5kg Rack of Venison 300g Shallots 300g Parsnip 2 Carrots 180ml Fresh Cream Some Beef Stock Some red Wine Roast the Venison for 20 min at 200 degrees. Then allow it to rest. Reduce the red wine, sugar and shallots to a glaze. Saute' the parsnips, add the cream and blend to a puree. Roast the potatoes and blanch the vegetable. Serve the carved venison wit roast potatoes and vegetables.

Base nautique et plein air Jean Binard Sand yachting , sailing dinghies, Kite surf and catamaran . Accommodation for groups Address: Digue de Mer 59 820 Gravelines T : 00 33 (0)3 28 65 20 31 F : 00 33 (0)3 28 23 42 29 E: base.nautique@ville-gravelines.fr

Base nautique et plein air Jean Binard Sand yachting , sailing dinghies, Kite surf and catamaran . Accommodation for groups Address: Digue de Mer 59 820 Gravelines T : 00 33 (0)3 28 65 20 31 F : 00 33 (0)3 28 23 42 29 E: base.nautique@ville-gravelines.fr

Cite' Golf Cite' Golf is a new complex for discovering and playing golf in Europe's largest indoor facility. A simple and convivial place for everyone to get into this sport. Open every day of the week. Address: Chemin Poivre ' - Marcq en Baroeul Tel: 00 33 (0)3 28 33 49 90 contact@citegolf.com www.citeolf.com

Cite' Golf Cite' Golf is a new complex for discovering and playing golf in Europe's largest indoor facility. A simple and convivial place for everyone to get into this sport. Open every day of the week. Address: Chemin Poivre ' - Marcq en Baroeul Tel: 00 33 (0)3 28 33 49 90 contact@citegolf.com www.citeolf.com

Play the Golf Pass! The Cote d'Opale Golf-Pass is a good bargain to play 9 different 18-holes courses in Nothern France. Address: Golf en Cote d'Opale Tel: 00 33 (0)3 21 10 34 60 contact@golfencotedopale.com www.golfencotedopale.com www.liguegolf-npc.com

Play the Golf Pass! The Cote d'Opale Golf-Pass is a good bargain to play 9 different 18-holes courses in Nothern France. Address: Golf en Cote d'Opale Tel: 00 33 (0)3 21 10 34 60 contact@golfencotedopale.com www.golfencotedopale.com www.liguegolf-npc.com