Tiptoe Joke
One Sunday morning, I went to pick my newspaper from behind the door. The paper, was quite a distance away. As I was only in my underpants and quite early, I decided to dash out and get it. To my surprise, I received a note from my next-door neighbour, telling me to lean his paper against his door the next time. "Then I won't have to tiptoe in my pants when no one is looking"