Motor Scooter Test Joke
An examiner, told the young man, who was making his driving test to ride three times round a city square. "Keep alert, because I am going to step off the pavement in front of you to test your braking reactions" After going round three times, as he was told, there was still no sign of him. He then went to the test centre to make his report. "Its very unfortunate", he was told, your examiner is on the way to the hospital. "You see, he stepped out in front of the wrong scooter."