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Two women friend meet. "You look tired," one says "Yes.   My husband is ill and I have to watch him day and night." "You mean you haven't employed a nurse?" "Yes, I have.   That's just it."

"Population Joke While on holiday in a small town, I started a conversation with an old gentleman. He was sitting on a bench outside a hypermarket. When I told him :""I see you don't have much of a population here,"" He told me that I was wrong. ""Pretty near every problem we ever had here's been caused by the population."" ----- CentreTravel https://centretravel.blogspot.com Disclaimer: “CentreTravel assumes no responsibility or liability for any errors or omissions in the content of this page. The information contained in this site is provided on an “as is” basis with no guarantees of completeness, accuracy, usefulness or timeliness…” Disclaimer: “This post contains copyrighted material the use of which has not always been specifically authorized by the copyright owner.” " "popolazzjoni Joke Waqt il-vaganzi fil-belt żgħira, bdejt konverżazzjoni ma 'gentleman qodma. Huwa kien bilqiegħda fuq bank barra...

"Bitch Joke When I went to collect pills for my dog. I was astonished to see on the label: Miss Red (Bitch) - one tablet as necessary. ----- CentreTravel https://centretravel.blogspot.com Disclaimer: “CentreTravel assumes no responsibility or liability for any errors or omissions in the content of this page. The information contained in this site is provided on an “as is” basis with no guarantees of completeness, accuracy, usefulness or timeliness…” Disclaimer: “This post contains copyrighted material the use of which has not always been specifically authorized by the copyright owner.” " "kelba Joke Meta I marru biex jiġbru pilloli għall-klieb tiegħi. I kien astonished biex tara fuq it-tikketta: Miss Aħmar (Kelba) - pillola waħda kif meħtieġ. ----- CentreTravel https://centretravel.blogspot.com Disclaimer: ""CentreTravel jassumi l-ebda responsabbiltà jew obbligu għal kwalunkwe żbalji jew ommissjonijiet fil-kontenut ta 'din il-paġna. L-inf...

"Marriage thoughts My daughter Pamela, was thinking of getting married. So one day she told her mother. ""When I get married, I'm going to invite everybody I know. I want the best catering, the best spirits. Everything the best. Well I agree with you I said. But you forgot one thing. ""What said Pamela?"" Did you tell your father about it ? Why said Pamela?. Because as you know your father has to pay for all. ----- CentreTravel https://centretravel.blogspot.com " "ħsibijiet żwieġ Binti Pamela, kienet taħseb li jiżżewġu. Allura ġurnata waħda hi qalet ommha. ""Meta I jiżżewġu, jien ser jistiednu kulħadd I know. Irrid li l-aħjar kejtering, l-aħjar ispirti. Kollox l-aħjar. Ukoll Naqbel miegħek I said. Imma inti nesa ħaġa waħda. ""Dak qal Pamela?"" Ridt tgħid missierek dwar dan? Għaliex qal Pamela ?. Għaliex kif tafu missierek għandu li jħallas għal kulħadd. ----- CentreTravel https://centre...

"Fisherman’s experience After years of office work, I indulged my ambition to become a professional fisherman and began as a trawler deck-hand. On only my fourth trip, a huge wave washed me overboard, and my rescue was big news locally. It was with understandable trepidation that I ventured back to sea, but the day was uneventful until we reached the scene of the earlier drama. Here the skipper cut the engines and called in a deadpan voice from the wheelhouse, ""All right, mate, this is where you normally get off, isn't?"" Jason Downes ----- CentreTravel https://centretravel.blogspot.com " "esperjenza Sajjieda Wara snin ta 'xogħol fl-uffiċċju, I indulged ambizzjoni tiegħi biex issir sajjied professjonali u beda bħala tkarkir gverta bl-idejn. Fuq biss raba vjaġġ tiegħi, mewġa enormi maħsul me baħar, u salvataġġ tiegħi kienet aħbarijiet kbar lokalment. Kien ma trepidation tinftiehem li I Schritt lura għall-baħar, iżda l-ġur...

"Sleeping pill joke A man had trouble getting up in the morning, so he asked his doctor to prescribe some pills. That night he took one, slept like a log and was wide awake before the alarm went off. He dressed slowly, had a leisurely breakfast, got to the office and told his boss, ""I feel great. I had no trouble getting up this morning."" ""Wonderful"", replied the boss. ""But where have you been for the last three days?"" Kriss Lee in Woman's World. ----- CentreTravel https://centretravel.blogspot.com " "Irqad ċajta pillola Raġel kellhom problemi tqum fil- filgħodu, hekk hu talab lit-tabib tiegħu li jippreskrivu xi pilloli. Dak il-lejl huwa ħa waħda, slept bħal log u kien wiesa imqajjem qabel l-allarm marru off. huwa dressed bil-mod kellu kolazzjon leisurely, ltqajna lill-uffiċċju u qal imgħallem tiegħu, ""I jħossu kbira. I ma kellux problema tqum dalgħodu. "...