Self- Service Joke
A Restaurant posted a notice outside its doors:
This establishment is temporarily closed.
For road directions, please ask policeman
For change, go to the bank
For water, to public fountains
Matches may be found at hotels
Public conveniences at your own homes.
Magazines in doctor's waiting-rooms
This establishment is temporarily closed.
For road directions, please ask policeman
For change, go to the bank
For water, to public fountains
Matches may be found at hotels
Public conveniences at your own homes.
Magazines in doctor's waiting-rooms
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