Wife's turning - joke
My husband was to appear in court on a motoring offence. The man ahead was charged with driving the wrong way down a one-way street. The magistrate asked the man if he had to say anything in his defence. "Yes", he replied. "But I know you won't believe it." "Well go on, " snapped the magistrate. "You see," explained the man, " my wife said, "Turn here," so I turned